An extract taken from something written a while back:
It made me feel as though I had created something Shakespearian in contrast. Well it would have if I had disappeared that far up my own arse, as it is, I'm currently only on speaking terms with my anus and have yet to book a trip to my colon.
…Right, time to see if Thomas Cook do short breaks to one's own duodenum ...
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