Steven Spielberg Eat Your Heart Out!

I'd like to make a film where the Fresh Prince punches an alien who looks too much like L. John Travolta to not be him. Following the inevitable 'Who's the man!' he would spot a monkey in a waistcoat pointing frantically to a space behind Will's head. He turns. It is renowned heterosexualist, L. Tom Cruise, a gruesome coward attempting to take Smith from behind ( ...). Thus forewarned by the sartorially elegant simian, the Fresh Prince punches L. Tom Cruise. Hard. And then shoots him repeatedly in the face with a rather large gun. Cruise lies dead, the monkey jumps into Will Smith's arms, Smith turns to the monkey and says 'You the man little fellow. You the man!'

Fin.